Friday, January 9, 2009

Just say no to cute animals


I really do not use the word "genius" lightly (unlike the rest of our society...); so believe me when i say, this site is genius. The person behind these eleoquent quips of quiet rage combined with a well executed obscenity now and again should get a nobel peace prize.

i mean it. Fuck You, Penguin is the merging of satire, whit and some cute effing animals.

Here is just a taste, this goes with the extremely adorable tiger seen above:

What the hell do you think you are doing, Tiger? You are destroying my ability to function as a responsible member of society what with your extremely rare and yet equally extremely cute little appearance. At this point in life you have two choices: grow the fuck up and dye your hair orange like a NORMAL FUCKING TIGER or just jam a knife into my skull and put an end to my misery. Dammit, Tiger. I literally hate you.

i implore you, check this sh*t out, it will not dissapoint.