Maybe I'm Not a Puffin After All...

...and i can achieve FUP-dom.

And so, i may be penguin material after all, my dearies.

And i have surprised myself in that i'm rather enjoying it... albeit we're still in the, uhm, 'honeymoon' period, so to speak.

Okay, bye-bye.

I'm a PUFFIN!

First of all, i've no idea why this picture is so giant, but it is fitting.

I love all you guys, but i'm a little tired of the FUP statuses most of y'all are touting.

Therefore, i'm declaring myself a puffin --obviously NOT a penguin.

Love ya, mean it.
Cz

These Sandwich Ads Must Be Stopped ~

Okay, i get it that submarine sandwiches are phallic. We got that in 2nd grade. Since Subway's 5-dolla-foot-long campaign has been such a hit [sic], Quiznos is now in on the act, promoting their Tasty Torpedo.

This ad makes me really uncomfortable:
The Oven: "I want you to do something for me."
Scott [the naive sandwich technician]: Looks down at his pants, shakes his head "No, not doing that again, it burned."
Oven: "We both enjoyed that."

WHAT?!?!? overt, much! but wait, it gets better, or rather worse. The Oven continues about his latest invention, the Tasty Torpedo & then bullies Scott to "Put it in me."

Uhm, this ad does not make me want a sandwhich it makes me want to vomit.

Alfie ~

I realized today that music videos can only be found on youtube. How i yearn for the days of MTV when it was mostly about, uhm, music! not effing stupid-ass reality shows, sigh. Yo, MTV Raps! was brilliant. i'm a little confused how they still have the music video awards show, but...

Anyway, enough. So i like this video, but something about it is a bit creepy, a la Sesame Street meets Alice in Wonderland as orchestrated by Miss Lily Allen. Take a watch.