Tuesday, January 27, 2009

They must be stopped -

You know who i mean, the Duggars, they must be stopped. i can't take it anymore. 18 children? And then your firstborn getting married within the same year as the newest sibling is born, that is just wrong.

The only shining light is that Plan B (the morning-after contraceptive) sponsored the Duggar wedding episode (where the 18-year-old son married a girl he's never done more than hold hands with... and the episode is complete with the father giving honeymoon-suite advice --allegedly, i refused to watch this or any other duggar-manic show.).

Plan B! If only the Duggars actively sponsored such a product... I was thinking of sending the Duggars hate mail; planned-parenthood documentation & contraceptives galore. Okay, enough & good night.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

If only Ewoks existed... maybe they do!

Please tell me you were a big fan of the Ewok Adventure Movie?

And of course your answer is "hell yeah!" (you're reading my sheet, for the love of pete!).

Well, it seems Ewoks may be among us, check it out!

Oh, my. While i take offense that Ewoks are referred to as being "lame;" i do admit that a) this dog is ewok-like b) this dog is effing cute and thus c) ewoks are effing cute.

There, i said it. Ewoks are effing cute.


Friday, January 9, 2009

Just say no to cute animals


I really do not use the word "genius" lightly (unlike the rest of our society...); so believe me when i say, this site is genius. The person behind these eleoquent quips of quiet rage combined with a well executed obscenity now and again should get a nobel peace prize.

i mean it. Fuck You, Penguin is the merging of satire, whit and some cute effing animals.

Here is just a taste, this goes with the extremely adorable tiger seen above:

What the hell do you think you are doing, Tiger? You are destroying my ability to function as a responsible member of society what with your extremely rare and yet equally extremely cute little appearance. At this point in life you have two choices: grow the fuck up and dye your hair orange like a NORMAL FUCKING TIGER or just jam a knife into my skull and put an end to my misery. Dammit, Tiger. I literally hate you.

i implore you, check this sh*t out, it will not dissapoint.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Prop 8 - On-line petition - Show your love

So i'm not usually in-your-face with this kinda stuff, but last night we all witnessed a world-shift, one for the better. But in the state of California we incurred a few steps back with the passing of Prop 8. Please show your support by signing this on-line petition:

http://www.petitiononline.com/seg5130/petition.html

There is no reason to deny our friends, neighbors, families --everyone! rights that should be automatic.